Cheat sheet

"ugh, your hair is supercool, how can i get my hair to look like yours?"
me: "uhm, by not washing it for 4 days, never combing it, and use Baptiste dry shampoo whenever it feels greasy.."

I wish you could see her face when i told her that. My hair is not cool, it's awful and messy, and I'm too lazy to shampoo it...I wish there were 25 hours in a day so I could use the extra 1 hour to wash it, or maybe getting a haircut.